Dear All,
My laundry bag came back a little heavier then it left today. Dispatched with five pairs of shorts, it returned Calvin Klein + one. The infiltrator distinguished by its slightly shorter “European” cut and a more confident waistband.
Needless to say, the shorts after a brief trial were found guilty of trespassing and expelled – the offence, too many Calvins on the ice.
Short of any known protocol or exchange treaty the offending undergarment was hauled out, literally by a thread, to the common couch out front.
There they remain, unclaimed. Calvin Declined you might say.
Cheers,
Mw
