Showing posts with label Practical Living. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Practical Living. Show all posts

Thursday, January 8, 2009

January 09, 2009


Any Other Business?

Dear All,


A thought on growing older, and one on looking your best:


A distinct sign of aging for men in their thirties has to be the noticeably shrinking “cougar” population. By your early 40’s the hunt should really have been called off, unless perhaps it is the ever elusive “silver fox” you seek.


And,


Find a mirror that supports you and work with it exclusively.


Words to live by indeed.


Cheers,


Mw



Tuesday, December 30, 2008

December 30, 2008


Any Other Business?

A quick travel tip. When crossing contentious borders steady jittery nerves by convincing yourself first that you are on a diplomatic mission to the planet Alderon. The goal, to communicate however subtly that you couldn’t possibly be the android they are looking for.


I am until further notice both redundant and dependent. I find courage in the thought that there might be some type of Olympics I qualify for.


Monday, December 29, 2008

December 29, 2008


Any Other Business?:

Times are tough these days so we cut some corners on hotel expenses this Christmas. The room was fine and English well represented on the TV, but the washroom was awful and actually smelt better after I used it.


The “Republic of the Bananas” must have introduced a more complimentary system of measuring waistlines; I’ve gone from a 34 to a 32 whilst denying myself very little. The challenge will be to find acceptance in the true size 32 community.


Monday, December 15, 2008

December 15, 2008


Any Other Business:

I “probably” am the best damn president in the world but you, “Angel” are beginning to look pretty good yourself.


Our copy of the Dailai Lama’s “Book of Wisdom” featuring a picture of his holiness spends most of its facing time down on the weekends. On Monday, we both see the light again...


Friday, December 12, 2008

December 12, 2008


Any Other Business?


Congress is in the process of approving millions of dollars for infrastructure projects, initiatives that it is hoped will both stimulate economic recovery and put the country back on the right track. You can only go to the well so many times though.


At all cost, avoid contact with discharging parking lot, restaurant and bathroom vents. If they don’t want their dodgy air, how could you


Finally, as we head into the weekend, a quick word of advice lads, once a cheetah, always a cheetah, keep a good eye on your pussycat dolls.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

December 9, 2008


Highlight of the Day:


My nachos grande; treat each of your chips like individuals, ensure they have unfettered access to the dance floor and you will succeed too.


Lowlight of the Day:


The “audio chat” function of my Playstation accidentally switched on this afternoon leaving me briefly exposed to the realities of a distant world.


Any Other Observations:

When accomplishing a non-voluntary domestic tasking, like picking up the groceries, make sure and deposit them close to, but not quite where your wife prefer, therefore ensuring important recognition for your afternoon’s work.