Dear All,
Fridays, how could you expect or possibly digest anything more then the irreverent.
· I am generally uncomfortable with the way waiters wield and dispense pepper using novelty sized grinders. I try not to imagine what they are thinking and hope the performance ends asap. On a similar note, Animal Planet just featured a monkey doing something remarkably similar at 10:31am.The unemployed don’t need to see that, it holds us back.
· Our cleaning lady must think I have Tourettes. CNN announced the score of my recorded football match this morning and to avoid hearing it I (alone in the home) loudly blurted out a random set of words for no apparent reason while running into the next room. She seemed to finish up a little sooner than normal.
· Our apartment has hard wood floors and ceilings which I like because I can walk or jump around the house carrying on about anything I want and not jinx it.
· There is a medical test I need to take before beginning my new position. The form says I may have to provide a stool sample. The infrastructure over there must be even worse than I had imagined...
Enjoy, yourselves, leave it on the dance floor.
Cheers and many thanks for dropping by,
Mw
