Showing posts with label Colonel Sanders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colonel Sanders. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2009

March 26, 2009

Any Other Business?


Dear All,


Our new computer uses a finger print scanner to identify me, it works well but frankly, there are indulgent afternoons where I am surprised not to be greeted by a “Welcome Back Mr. Sanders”. I am even more nervous when I push the envelope and order the three piece “Snack” box. I keep waiting for the “Sorry Mr. Sanders No Finger Licking Good; try showing some restraint next time” prompt.


Respecting the installation instructions and warnings (they offered no projections of what challenge might lie ahead for my poor hands) I diligently registered each of my fingers but unfortunately was unsuccessful with the remaining 11 appendages.


I have to admit though; I do feel a little cheeky for several different reasons when I slide my middle finger across it...


Thumbs up indeed,

Mw