Thursday, March 26, 2009

March 26, 2009

Any Other Business?


Dear All,


Our new computer uses a finger print scanner to identify me, it works well but frankly, there are indulgent afternoons where I am surprised not to be greeted by a “Welcome Back Mr. Sanders”. I am even more nervous when I push the envelope and order the three piece “Snack” box. I keep waiting for the “Sorry Mr. Sanders No Finger Licking Good; try showing some restraint next time” prompt.


Respecting the installation instructions and warnings (they offered no projections of what challenge might lie ahead for my poor hands) I diligently registered each of my fingers but unfortunately was unsuccessful with the remaining 11 appendages.


I have to admit though; I do feel a little cheeky for several different reasons when I slide my middle finger across it...


Thumbs up indeed,

Mw


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