Thursday, March 19, 2009

March 18, 2009

Any Other Business?

Dear All,


Enough about me, the papers today seemed far more interesting...


I read this morning that Joseph Fritzal’s lawyer was just as shocked as journalists when vile Fritz unexpectedly plead guilty to all charges, I suppose in part because he had all ready signed off on more than a few significant purchases....


Pope Ratiznger stated yesterday that he believed condoms rather than preventing aids had actually contributed to its spread in Africa. Perhaps due to inexperience he was only referring to the second hand market...


According to CNN 1000 witches have been detained in Gambia; I can imagine officers waited until they were on their brooms to arrest them. It’s safer then raiding their lairs.


Keep on reading,

Mw


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