Friday, March 20, 2009

March 20th, 2009

Any Other Business?


Dear All,


As always on Friday, a few brief highlights from some of the more memorable conversations I have had with myself over the past week. Back on Tuesday, we are off to the beach...


Our cable provider doesn’t carry the “Golf Channel” so I watch at the gym while I train. I am often there during the lady’s golf hour and can’t help but notice how many wonderful sponsorship opportunities there are for club maker “Big Bertha”. It would be terrifying to be there rep though. Could you imagine approaching one of the players and remarking that they would represent your brand perfectly? Four!


Amsterdam in an attempt to clean up its image is banning coffee shops from operating in the vicinity of schools and community centres. Sad really, the “Do Not Fry Zones” will extinguish over 20 businesses.


When frequenting a barber for the first time I make sure to try and keep my wings real in and pray to god they aren’t still coming down on “Cialis”.


And finally, now as Friday begins to take on special meaning again; funny that when unemployed all you can think about is working, but once you’ve know you’ve finally found a job, the last thing you really want to do is work...


High ho, high ho,

Mw


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